Friday, October 30, 2009

Perfect day

If the bird on my shoulder told me I had 24 hours to live my perfect day would start with me getting up at 9:00am and take a shower .Then go to as much restraints that I’ve never went to like Ruby Tuesdays, and Buffalo Wild Wings so I would never have to wonder if there food is good or not the whole day till about 10:30. Then I would go to my house and talk to family then I would talk to some of my friends and play football till it was about 11:15am.


Then I would drive my boat for at least 2 hours taking every risk I could like jumping freight boat wakes and driving as close to shore as I can. Then for lunch I would have a hamburger that would be perfectly cook medium rare and after that I would have ribs from the bone yard that would be perfectly glazed with BBQ sauce and to top it all off my grandma’s chicken wings with soy sauce on them “They don’t sound good but there delicious”. After that I would rest for a little bit and watch TV or play Xbox for about 45 minutes to get some energy.

Then at about 1:00pm I would take my sisters car for a joy ride around the neighborhood then go drive try to race someone “I would try to hit 70mph at the least with her car”. Then after that I would go to get some ice cream and then take my dog on a walk because she is lazy and she loves to go on big walks. After that my dog will fall asleep on the kitchen floor and I will go to subway and watch a movie at my house, play some baseball, then play Xbox till it was time for dinner which would be at about 6:00pm just like every other day.

Then for dinner I would have Turkey that was cooked just right so it wasn’t so dry, mashed potatoes with gravy, stuffing, banana cream pie that looked so good your mouth would water just thinking about it, then for dissert I would have some chocolate cake, and I would have ice cold water to drink “it would be kind of like a thanksgiving dinner but with a little less food”. Then after dinner I would rest some more while watching another movie till about 8 o clock then talk to family till I die at 9:00pm.

Monday, October 26, 2009

In Ten Years

In ten I would have graduated from high school and college. I would probably have an averaged priced car or truck like a ford fusion or F-150. I would get a degree in designing, or engineering.

Then I would try to get a job as a car designer for Ford, or become a marina mechanic. Then get a loan to buy a small house in Big Rapids that’s on a lake. Then volunteer at ABPA’s racing school to teach people that want to race boats how to race boats.

I will still be racing but hopefully in CSR and 25SSH. Then buy an RV to go to Florida for winter nationals and because the racing season in Michigan ends in the fall. Then I will run in Top O’ Michigan the longest stock outboard marathon in the US and Canada and then run in the Indian River marathon.

After all that I would get a carbon fiber Team Racecraft runabout made for short course races. After that racing season I would take it easy with racing and only go to some race in Michigan and save up to pay off my student loans and the loan I got to get a house and just wait for nationals to be in Michigan or Ohio. Then get a part time job specking outboard engines for racing.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Riddles

1.

What get wetter and wetter the more it dries?

2.

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

3.

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

4.

I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?



5.

What goes up and down the stairs without moving?

6.

What can you catch but not throw?

7.

I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?

8.

What's black and white and red all over?

9.

Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it?

10.

What is it that, after you take away the whole, some still remains?